He gave Arthur a look. "You haven't heard the comments mad about some of my forged forms then," he admitted, sighing heavily. "You can't even imagine the shit I've heard."

He shivered, eyes closing at the nip. "Mmmm, that is wonderful."

"Nope, I'm not. I'm going to tell them all you're an ass and a jerk and keep all of this to myself. My lap warmer," he said, grinning crookedly.